honey, you're a funny girl.

Just like Elle Woods, I'm driven as hell. Hello there! My name is Rachel Berry and I commend you for making the right choice in following me. I attend the Tisch School Of The Arts! I'm a musical theatre major and destined for the Broadway stage. My idol is Ms. Barbra Streisand and I swear that one day, I'll be shaking hands with her and she'll be telling me how talented I am. Really happy. My favorite colors are yellow and pink and I have a love for all things theatre. Gold stars are kind of my thing.




kurtthummmel-:

legallybrunetteberry:

Someone once told me my wardrobe looked like I bought it while I was sleep shopping.

Those skorts really are something, Rachel..

They’re cute AND comfortable!
posted 1 month ago · 8 notes · via kurtthummmel- · © legallybrunetteberry

I love the look of a crowd after they hear me belt out a Bernadette classic.

The lunchroom never saw
me coming.


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kurtthummmel-:

legallybrunetteberry:

It does. It really does.

I’m glad. And hey, I got a coffee out of the experience which is completely worth sleepwalking. It’s better than sleep shopping, believe me.

Someone once told me my wardrobe looked like I bought it while I was sleep shopping.


posted 1 month ago · 8 notes · via kurtthummmel- · © legallybrunetteberry

#queue

kurtthummmel-:

legallybrunetteberry:

Fell asleep in the library… I didn’t even realize until I heard the giggling behind me.

If it makes you feel any better, I think I sleptwalked to a Starbucks…

It does. It really does.
posted 1 month ago · 8 notes · via kurtthummmel- · © legallybrunetteberry

Fell asleep in the library… I didn’t even realize until I heard the giggling behind me.


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gunsof-puckerone:

acappella-harmony:

legallybrunetteberry:

I’d like to see you prove that.

How big a slot should I clear in my schedule for this proving, then? I assume it will only take about three minutes, depending on my song choice.

If you gals need a mud wrestling pit to sort through all this sexual tension, I know a guy who can get ya a good deal.

I think we’re fine without it. 


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acappella-harmony:

Yours weighing more heavily? You talk quite a big game, Harmony.

I don’t talk anything I can’t back up, Miss Berry! It might seem pretty brazen, but it’s the truth.

I’d like to see you prove that.



tisch-hudson:

legallybrunetteberry:

It’s fine, Finn. I’m quite used to it. The theatre community in Lima is notorious for settling their battles with their fists and insults.

That sounds like fight club, not theatre. Sorry you had to deal with that.

It’s quite all right! I managed to stay out of most tussles. 


posted 2 months ago · 4 notes · via tisch-hudson · © legallybrunetteberry

tisch-hudson replied to your post: ur uglee

No you’re not.

It’s fine, Finn. I’m quite used to it. The theatre community in Lima is notorious for settling their battles with their fists and insults.


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#tisch-hudson